hitherto:
posted on 2003/10/08 14:02
We've already got football and cars, so what's missing?
Well, a smattering of fashion advice. Spruce up your wardrobe by holding a piece of old rope when you go out.
And now for the spool cover-babe. It's that lovely Rachel Stevens who used to be in S-Club 7. I mean 6. er, anyway. She's forgotten to put her trousers on.
Finally, some advice on pulling women which you'd have to be mad, desperate or both to follow with any enthusiasm.
I reckon that's pretty comprehensive. A little short, maybe, but perhaps Emap could use it as the basis for their new lads' wekly.
blech:
Oh, advice? How about this terrible column on caring for your geek (via scot)?
'it's also helpful to grant your geek a little space to call his own. Here we will build our model airplanes, operate our ham radio, play our games'
I've never heard it called 'operating a ham radio' before, but never mind.
(with apologies to andym for stealing his off the cuff remark)
hitherto:
This is supposed to be a men's mag! Real, red-blooded MEN don't build model airplanes. They 'operate their ham radio' over pictures of Rachel Stevens with no trousers on.
blech:
Oops.
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE