hitherto:
posted on 2003/11/11 09:39
Apparently, Homer Simpson's lifestyle and diet would likely lead to a heart attack.
No! Really? And here's me been expecting the Weight Watchers Simpsons-sponsored Beer and Donuts diet any day now.
The:
see, donuts have carbs. not very atkins are they. ditto most beers
Michelob now do a low carb one, such is the effect atkins is having on people
hitherto:
People really will follow any old fad, won't they?
Hey everybody! I've got a great new diet plan! It's called the axe-kins diet.
The:
harmful? in the long term
hitherto:
What happens is, I cut your head off with an axe, thus reducing the amount you weigh.
The:
new from 2lmc, the eat less, do more diet plan
hitherto:
It's simple and it's instant. (warning: may cause death; weight loss may be negligible if you have a brain the size of a walnut)
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Yoz Grahame's Cheerleader / Nature ramble: Crap - 5t: (The first nature ramble was billed as "first of an occasional series". Apparently, "occasional" means "annual, and the first one was better") I dropped in on the recently-reanimated river of møøse and scorn 2lmc today to tell them, in the...
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE