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hitherto:

The Times paging Dr Obvious. Dr Obvious to The Times newsroom...


posted on 2003/11/11 09:39

 

Apparently, Homer Simpson's lifestyle and diet would likely lead to a heart attack.


 

No! Really? And here's me been expecting the Weight Watchers Simpsons-sponsored Beer and Donuts diet any day now.


The:

see, donuts have carbs. not very atkins are they. ditto most beers


 

Michelob now do a low carb one, such is the effect atkins is having on people


hitherto:

People really will follow any old fad, won't they?


 

Hey everybody! I've got a great new diet plan! It's called the axe-kins diet.


The:

harmful? in the long term


hitherto:

What happens is, I cut your head off with an axe, thus reducing the amount you weigh.


The:

new from 2lmc, the eat less, do more diet plan


hitherto:

It's simple and it's instant. (warning: may cause death; weight loss may be negligible if you have a brain the size of a walnut)


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