hitherto:
posted on 2003/12/22 17:30
Sub-Onion bitter ranting. I approve heartily.
Ho fucking Ho Ho Humbug.
Also featuring on craigslist... Corporate Christmas Cheer and Bullshit "Secret Santa"
"Drop a Daisy Cutter (Google it, fucktards) on that burning compulsion you feel to tell everyone in the office to bring in homemade "treats" for people to graze on."
At least the bloggers' Secret Santa is voluntary, even if the sentiment ("promoting peace love and general loveliness all over the world - from Japan to Germany!") is equally barf-making.
Yes, we're horrible. Yes, we're bitter. Read the darn disclaimer already. And if you want Christmas cheer, there are plenty of other places you can go and freeze your arse off looking at a cutesy Hollywood snow scene.
Look, see, you can Spread Christmas Cheer Using Spreadsheets.
(Wow. We have this week's winner for the "what the fuck?" webpage award)
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE