blech:
posted on 2004/05/24 17:36
OK, so it's not quite a møøse story, but we make do with what we can get.
Bjoern and Monica Helamb, of Vuoggatjalme, said the elk had regularly visited their garden to eat their roses over the last decade.
The elk, dubbed Droopy Ear, leaned through the bike frame to get to the roses and ate away as usual. "Then she disappeared, with the bike hanging around her neck," Mr Helamb said.
hitherto:
Swedish people are amazing. I only make sounds like that when I've had too much to drink. For them, it's the name of their town...
blech:
Wonderful stuff. Unpronouncable Swedish names, a pet name for an elk, and roses, all in one package.
A møøse ^W elk, yesterday.
[ 0 days, 18 hours later ]
[Tuesday lunchtime] Over on #moo, they've pointed out that the story talks about a female elk, not a male one.
Female elks don't have the horn.
BBC News have a new elk picture, but it's still a male. Silly people.
hitherto:
Perhaps it's a feminist Elk, campaigning for horny equality. Have you examined the picture for evidence of a chinstrap holding the horns on?
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE