hitherto:
posted on 2003/05/20 14:43
In other weird animal news, You can't beat a pig drinking beer when concocting posters to promote tourism.
And the dangers of møøse are abundantly evident at the moment, I see.
Riding a motorbike into one, for example, could kill you.
And you're not much better off if your bike is pedal-powered
Interestingly, the møøse of Yellowstone park don't understand the concept of danger themselves.
Or at least, they're not used to predators.
The obvious way to find this out, of course, is to spend years chucking piss-filled snowballs at them.
No new Norwegian møøse news. They're all busy worrying about a a new breed of fox that's not afraid of humans, and seems to like killing for the sake of it.
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE