blech:
posted on 2003/10/08 10:16
(For those of you like me who try not to pay attention, this is Rio Ferdinand, a soccer player for Engerland.)
Of course you haven't, dear. Of course you haven't.
If you'd not been so fucking moronic as to forget to take the drugs test, though, we'd know that, rather than having to take your word for it.
What with your fellow players being arrogant fuckwads, alleged rapists and the rest, I'm not surprised there's some doubt.
Can we replace the national sport with, oh, curling, or something? Please?
hitherto:
Tiddlywinks. Let's face it, you're never going to get drug-taking, bar brawls or sexual misconduct at a tiddlywinks match.
We hate you all. Yes, especially you. Sod off and DIE